1/12/24. Yes I remember once back in high school there was an opening for a tight-end as I was interested in playing football during the fall of 83 and so I applied why not. So the coach had try-outs in August one day so I did my very best cause I wanted to make the team something to be proud of you know. So after the try-outs my coach came up to me and said, Chris Chris Chris I don't think tight-end would be a good position for you. So as the coach started walking away from me, he turned around and said you know you would probably make a better loose-end. So it took me a while to figure it out and said to myself hey there are no loose-ends in football thanks coach....lol  

4/19/24. I remember once I was at the beach years ago and I had my binoculars with me...lol and I was looking around at the sky and I saw this object getting closer and closer and then realized it was a blimp. So I said in a loud voice to my friends, wow look at that blimp over there and then I noticed quite a few over weight people looked right at me...lol Opps!

4/21/24. I remember once years ago there was this beautiful girl that lived across the street from me and she was smiling showing her teeth and I always thought she was smiling at me until a friend told me oh her oh well she's just getting use to her new braces....lol 

6/10/24. There are two types of friends. The friend who will be a friend but only when it's convenient for them and the other friend who will always be there for you no matter what. 

6/25/24. I remember once back in high school there was a kid that wanted to fight me. I remember going into the lunchroom and he was sitting down at the table and he said Clark let's fight. So we decided to fight in the old gym that evening. But he said there's one condition we fight with the lights off. So I said okay why not that might be kind of fun. So when I got there, the room was very dark and he said let's go being already in there before me and then the next thing punches started swinging, legs started kicking and finally we both had enough but I think I got the worse of it knowing he had won. And then he said okay let's put the lights on so I can find my wheelchair.   

7/26/24. Someone said to me once, I do so much moving around, reaching for this and that in my car before I leave the parking lot. I look like a pilot getting ready for take-off...lol 

7/26/24. Someone told me once that they had a friend that had cancer on his face. And I said where on his face and he said he got it on his nose. And I said his nose and he said yes his nose cause it was the closest to the sun! 

8/4/24. You know when you've been in retail too long when you start asking people in other stores if they need help!

8/5/24. I remember once at the doctors I needed some serious drugs for my ailment. So he prescribed some medication for me to take. And he looked at me and said Chris you might notice a little shrinkage going on. So I said ok that's fine. So a week later I came back to the doctors and I mentioned that I took a measurement of my height and said I'm still the same height as I was before. And he said oh I wasn't talking about your height and I said you weren't?

10/23/24. Whenever I was pushed into a fight and we're going back say to my Junior and High school years, I always used the QPARLH system and it always worked! So what does that mean? Well It means Quick Punch and Run Like Hell. And of course don't look back...lol 

10/25/24. I remember once I got into this fight after school and believe me it was a bad one. I had cuts, scrapes and bruises all over my body and finally I said I had enough. So I just walked away from it all and yelled back okay enough Mary you win! 

10/25/24. Once a friend asked me if I'm into any sports and I said yes and he said what kind of sports and I said shadow boxing and he said oh that's great, how's it going and I said I don't know, but I have a bunch of bruises though.

11/14/24. I met this girl once and I told her I don't like to argue, but if you like, I can always throw in an argument every now and then!

11/16/24. I got so much JUNK in my trailer (everything is all over the place). So, when I find something like a cable(s) or power cable(s), I'm always asking myself this question what does this go to? It's okay you can laugh I do, though this could be a serious situation...lol

11/18/24. What did one pole say to the other pole? What's keeping you up...lol